i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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