She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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