It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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