idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Ladies don't puke and tell
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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