Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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