yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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