We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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