i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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