Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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