ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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