it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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