took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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