I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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