idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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