I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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