Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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