Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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