i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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