Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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