Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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