Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Randomize