I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Randomize