Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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