he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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