Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
