Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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