the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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