Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
is it fun? or sober?
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