Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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