ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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