her vagine was all disorganized.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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