He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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