Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
