the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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