He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
soo... how was my night?
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