Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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