Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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