Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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