return my video game
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I just found a bag of teeth...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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