Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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