You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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