love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she woke up with a sticky ear
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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