like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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