best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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