you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Randomize