Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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