I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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