Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
