Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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