Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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