But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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