Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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