Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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