i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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